You might disagree if you are thinking back to some passionate night spent atop microsuede cushions, periodically coming up for air, all drunk on saliva. Fair point. More often than not though, a comfy couch is what convinces us that terrible TV is watchable and that five nights in a row indoors is acceptable. The couch is where we retire, belly full, to complain about how culturally sterile this town is, forcing us to sit at home.
Meanwhile, great things are happening.
So here is an Ottawa events calendar to give you the tools you need to fight the evil chesterfield. This and a blowtorch should do it.
Couch Assassin has been on the Interwaves since April 2010, and we're constantly evolving the site and doing our best to improve it. We're a scrappy team of passionate volunteers, not professional journalists or programmers -- so we really do appreciate a heads-up if you run into anything glitchy!
Now: get off the couch and get out on the town!
P.S. Feel free to drop us a line with any thoughts, event listings or if you're associated with a venue and would like to be able to post your own events.